What to get that special girl in your life

Isn't it always a mystery to understand girls and to know what really attracts them? Now there is some trace of light in the path. New Scientist reports show that worthless gifts attract girls a lot and scientists have proved it using various mathematical modelling. So to attract girls, don't try to give them a gift that is "useful". Make sure its useless such as crabs from Seattle. What girl wouldnt love getting crabs from you?